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Question 1:
How much weight would you lose if you filled your mountain bike tubes with
helium instead of air? What about hydrogen?
Question 2: How much
weight would you save by filling the tubes of your bike frame with helium?
Question 3: Just how high is a geostationary orbit?
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Upcoming Adventures
Currently planning a long weekend in Fruita on sometime
between March 8 through March 18, 2002. Since
I missed last year, I hope to get lots of people to go.Especially
because Pete Zang hasn’t been to either place.
The 2002 racing season has yet to be determined.
So far, these have been posited:
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Fruita in late April is tentative (I got exams, but I would rather ride).
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Rage in the Sage in early June (some people have expressed sadness and
loss at not doing this every year anymore. However,
I still remember it a really long 22 freakin’ miles).
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Winter Park Race Series (very tentative, as in I just threw it in there).
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Vail Series (Significant possibility - Chris IS living in Vail now).
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Road Racing (there was a town of Superior series last summer that wasn’t
advertised well and no one knew about. If
it’s on again next year, Team Stupid Will be there.)
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24 Hours of Winter Park (tentative, but may used as a break from Moab –
for me it will depend on how good the course is).
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24 Hours of Moab in mid October (tentative, see the 24 Hours of Winter
Park).
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